So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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