- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

quantum physics?

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Fat? Jesse Z

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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