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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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