What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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