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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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