- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

human centipede

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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