Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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No soup for you!

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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knock knock go away

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Anti Joke

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