- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Chuck Norris.

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