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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Women deserve equal rights.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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