- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

womens rights.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

salad days!

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Knock knock It's open, come in

I'm Coming

Chick Norris... Enough said

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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