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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

My jeans

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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