- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

womens rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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