what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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