why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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A dyslexic blind man

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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