Alchohol.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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