- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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