- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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