So this guy was making a sandwich...

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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