Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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