- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Whose your daddy? Not me

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

why dont they make black forks

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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