- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy at a baseball game....

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Your face

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Who is it?

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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