- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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