- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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