- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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