- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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