- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Your mom.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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