- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why? Why not?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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