- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

race-car = rac-ecar

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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