a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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