- Anti Joke

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What fires shots? A gun

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

the economy.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!