Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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neil likes pube toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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