- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

sorry got to poo

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Burp

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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