- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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