- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

VITAMIN C!

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What did the old man say? Im old

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

PENIS :)

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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