- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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