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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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