- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Tony Romo

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What stops a train? A missile

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Obama lin Baden.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Christ is a conspiracy

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??