- Anti Joke

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

all these jokes are horrible now

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...