- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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