What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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