Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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