what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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