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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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