- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

a skinny sumo wrestler

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Detroit has a low crime rate

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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