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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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