- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

I walk into a bar...

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

how do you call someone? use a phone

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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