your mom.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

knock knock go away!!!

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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