- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

A lot eh?

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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