Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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