have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Poop

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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