why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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