- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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