- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Do the roar!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*