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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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