cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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