- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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