- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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