- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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