Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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