What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

womens rights.

Immigration Laws

read me write me

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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