Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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