- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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