Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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I have a really funny joke.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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