What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Grace Ackerson

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Roses are flowers.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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