- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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