Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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