- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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