- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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